twatz0r:

ohstar-falldownonme:

severedsunny:

I thought it wouldn’t be normal but that..

What. The. Actual. Fuck. Did. I. Just. Watch.

Ohmyfuck. LOL.

whenever you feel ordinary just remember that youre the only one with that url

(Source: macaronis)

yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad:

andwhispers:

every book you’ve ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters

(Source: jainaciprianohasbrowneyes)

snoopdeer:

my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should of put a ring on it 

he didn’t laugh and he didn’t find his phone

(Source: disn3yprinc3ss)

(Source: dolliecrave)

ragingbomer:

ragingbomer:

so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner

then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale

it turns out she bought shampoo

now we have 13 bottles of shampoo

and 0 bottles of conditioner

here’s another fun little tidbit

the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair

i am your child have you ever SEEN ME WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT

(Source: sunnydales)