church: follow jesus
me: does he follow back?
me: promo 4 promo?
sherlock-hound: i miss the generations when a guy had to ask a girl out by asking her parents, where a girl could just be beautiful in a tshirt, where bubonic plagues decimated villages across europe and left a third of the population dead. reblog if u agree
Flirting on tumblr
Boy: nfousiphdhf984wlnfkjdn you're so cute
parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
friends: omg you are soooo pretty
boys: i've never really seen this species of animal before
Anya: You haven't called. Not once.
Xander: You said you were over me.
Anya: And you just accepted that? I only said that because I thought that's what you wanted to hear.
Xander: Well, that's the funny thing about me. I tend to hear the actual words people say and accept them at face value.
Anya: That's stupid.
Xander: I accept that.
unofficiallyjuni: son-of-god: sloy: i want to be in a long relationship I want to be in a relationship i just want someone to buy me food
That awkward moment when you're telling your...