- Principal Snyder: There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense.
- Giles: No, actually, that would be one of the five.
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
The artist drew Pluto crying.
in the catholic ghetto, born and raised
at the playground is where I bullied most of the gays
relaxin chillaxin communion all cool
oppressing some minorities outside the school
when a couple of gays who were up to no good started making out in my friendly white neighborhood
I burned one little cross and the blacks got scared
And said “You’ll never be in the White House as long as we breathe air”
so perfect. SO PERFECT.
- Class is too quiet
- Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
whenever you feel ordinary just remember that youre the only one with that url
my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should of put a ring on it
he didn’t laugh and he didn’t find his phone
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair
i am your child have you ever SEEN ME WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT
the most depressing part of the day is watching as the sky gradually gets darker and knowing that you have done absolutely nothing productive