I’ve gotta come out.. I’m a g boy
benedictcumberbatchseyebrows: when the teacher says pair up but no one likes u
“there’s no going back now” i whisper as i cut the tag off my shirt
Cosmo sex tip #263
cosmo-sex-tips: After sex, lean over and gently whisper into his ear, “That was so Raven.”
larrycat: guys I’m not even kidding if you wanna be friends message me
shavingryansprivates: I’M LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE THE SONG IS IN REVERSE BUT WHEN IT GOES BACK TO HIM HOLDING THE BURGER WITH HIS EYES ALL BIG HE SAYS “SETH PAPANO WILL SLICE THIS PACKNAH”
everwets: I would seriously buy a plane ticket to where you live and sleep on your floor and stay up late on our separate laptops laughing and go see movies and eat dinner with your parents and everything, that is how much I love all of you
So instead of partying on a Friday night like my boyfriend, I’m sitting in my room alone watching ren and stimpy and drawing my boyfriend..
biteythevillain: biteythevillain: what if ur bellybutton screamed when u covered it w/ a shirt cuz its scared of the dark how fucking high was i last night
Why is Tumblr Con not a thing..? Because I would...
the best way to a girl’s heart is to cut a hole and dig it out of her rib cage
u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99
plot twist: she actually does go here
vanillaspanks: What if wishing on 11:11 does actually work but there’s just someone wishing that everyone’s wish doesn’t come true
jessepiesenberg: deleting my school so i can focus on blogging
Me: I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore
cygnett: august 21st by the time someone finds this it may be too late. the boys have filled the yard already. i destroyed the milkshake long ago, that was what brought them here. but they do not relent. their patience is surely growing thin, and i don’t know how much longer the front door will hold. it’s only a matter of time.